Worst Jokes Ever
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Corn flake.
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"