Worst Jokes Ever
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.