Worst Jokes Ever
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Daddy, harder!
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?