Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!