Worst Jokes Ever
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
I hate airplanes!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
Jokes are rather funny.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Yo mama so nice she...
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Toot and poop.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."