Worst Jokes Ever
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.