Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.