Worst Jokes Ever
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What has a dog?
People.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.