Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.