Worst Jokes Ever
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
There are "nun" good jokes.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.