Worst Jokes Ever
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Yoav
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.