Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Daddy, harder!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.