Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Mushroom.
Oh, you're jealous now.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"