Worst Jokes Ever
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
No, "quarter quarter."
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Evan, mom hot?
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Rice Middle School
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.