Worst Jokes Ever
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣