Worst Jokes Ever
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."