Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Which month is the bus? December.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"