Worst Jokes Ever
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
I'm life.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Hi! 👋 I love! 💕
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!