Zodiac Hair Styles and Cancer

Okay, listen up, dummy. You, Zodiac, the creator of this unfunny bit of writing, obviously don't know much about the zodiac or humor. You're trying to be edgy by suggesting that Cancer, the zodiac sign, has no hair, which is a bad attempt to relate it to the disease cancer that causes hair loss during treatment. It's like you tried to make a dark joke and failed harder than a toddler trying to parallel park a school bus. This just makes you look like a weirdo.