Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
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Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.