Worst Jokes Ever
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
I am an Indian joke.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Me when:
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."