Worst Jokes Ever
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Toby Fox.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.