Worst Jokes Ever

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"

Abdi and Tunde are real.

Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Why do they call matches, matches?

They all look the same.

What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

I cried when I cut up the onions.

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.