Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

What do you call a priest who became a singer?

Michael Jackson.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

What do you call an orphan running home?

He couldn't find home.

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”

So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

Layne: IKR

Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

Addison: ok fine.

Layne: Look at this joke.

Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

An obese kid farts.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.

Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.

You really gay. No questions added.

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.