Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.