Worst Jokes Ever
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!