Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"