Worst Jokes Ever
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Hi! I love my dog.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos