Worst Jokes Ever
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Weedle will make you high.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.