Worst Jokes Ever
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Ask a darkie for a light.