Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
I put the D in Children.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
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Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Josh
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."