Worst Jokes Ever
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I am the joke.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
These jokes are all crap.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.