Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is layering wordplay and tragedy, which is something you wouldn't know about, being a loser and all. Orphans don't have a "home" (like a family), and that's sad. But also, computer keyboards have a "home row" where your fingers chill. Get it? No? Figures.