Worst Jokes Ever

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

Do you want to hear three jokes?

Joke Joke Joke.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?

Well..... neither has he.

Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?

Lol.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?

The book has papers.

God: “Stephen, join us!”

*sees the staircase to heaven.*

Stephen: “Shit!”

What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.