Worst Jokes Ever
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Aaron.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?