Worst Jokes Ever
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.