Worst Jokes Ever
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."