Worst Jokes Ever
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
He's dead now.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Electricity.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.