Worst Jokes Ever
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Incest is wincest.
My life.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.