Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

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  • As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

    A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

    The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

    The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

    A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

    Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

    The French: "But how did you do it?"

    The Italian: "I killed one."

    The German: "So what?"

    The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"