Worst Jokes Ever
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.