Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Man, Uranus is so big!
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.