Worst Jokes Ever
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Iโve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes ๐
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...