Worst Jokes Ever
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.