Worst Jokes Ever
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, โHey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.โ
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. ๐
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isnโt much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Whatโs long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogโs fingers.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.