Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.