Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
Women’s rights.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.