Worst Jokes Ever
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
Ur mum.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
Uranus is up in the sky today.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.