Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?