Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Josh
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Man, Uranus is so big!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣