Worst Jokes Ever
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Russia.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
The joke above me sucks.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."