Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but itβs a waste of time! ππ
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. ππ
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.