Worst Jokes Ever

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?

Zeedonk.

Cameron and Pav.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Why do I carry pepper spray?

Just in case of as-SAULT.

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅

How do you fix an igloo?

With Iglue.

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!