Worst Jokes Ever
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Ur mom gay.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
My face.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!