Worst Jokes Ever
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"