Worst Jokes Ever
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.