Worst Jokes Ever
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!