Worst Jokes Ever
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
What do you call a PEIS?
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!