Worst Jokes Ever
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Q: Why canโt Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: Thereโs no signal.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They canโt find home.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why couldnโt the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
If you are what you eat, then Iโm black.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.