Worst Jokes Ever
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Comment your favorite sport.