Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
I'm hungry.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.