Worst Jokes Ever

What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.

Kid: Why?

Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

Why is time important? To not be late.

39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.

1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐