Worst Jokes Ever
Teddy
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
I'm hungry.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!