Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!