Worst Jokes Ever
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.