Worst Jokes Ever
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.