Worst Jokes Ever
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Weedle will make you high.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Cameron and Pav.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I put the D in Children.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.