Worst Jokes Ever

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Why do I carry pepper spray?

Just in case of as-SAULT.

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅

How do you fix an igloo?

With Iglue.

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

What bathroom does a trumpet go to?

The brass room...

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

I put the D in Children.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?

Elementary, my dear Watson!

There are 3 things wrong with this world.

1. Spelling

2. Maths.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.