Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.