Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.