Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.