Worst Jokes Ever
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"