Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!