Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Jacob has a small penis.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.