Worst Jokes Ever
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What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.