Worst Jokes Ever
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."