Worst Jokes Ever
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.