Worst Jokes Ever
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
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What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.