Worst Jokes Ever
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.