Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
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Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.