Worst Jokes Ever
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There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.