Worst Jokes Ever

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

A: Cha-ching!

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?

Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

In the realm where words wander free, A tale unfolds, unbounded and carefree, Jayden, a curious soul, embarks on a quest, An enigmatic journey, where desires manifest.

Marching through the corridors of cyberspace, He delves into realms of passion and grace, With a click and a glance, a world awakes, As pixels dance, his curiosity takes.

In the dimly lit room, shadows play, Jayden surrenders to this clandestine display, A voyeur to fantasies, unspoken and raw, He gazes upon screens, an uncharted draw.

Whispers of temptation echo in his ears, As he navigates through fantasies and fears, The allure of the forbidden, an intoxicating call, Jayden's senses entangled, in a mesmerizing thrall.

But amidst the symphony of moans and sighs, A realization dawns, awakening his eyes, For behind the allure, a truth is revealed, In the depths of this world, a heart left concealed.

Within the flickering scenes of pleasure's masquerade, Lies a yearning for connection, a soul's crusade, Jayden, march forward, beyond the screens, Seek the embrace of love, where true beauty gleams.

For within the realm of flesh and bone, A deeper fulfillment can truly be known, In the tender touch, in the warmth of a kiss, Lies a bliss beyond pixels, a love that won't dismiss.

So, let Jayden march, with newfound grace, From the fantasies that once held his embrace, For the world awaits, with its wonders untold, Where love reigns supreme, a story yet to unfold.

Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.

To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."

Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.