Worst Jokes Ever
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
My wife was run over.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
You can say what you want about deaf people...
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!