Worst Jokes Ever
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
KK or Liv?
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"