Worst Jokes Ever
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
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Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.