Worst Jokes Ever
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.