Worst Jokes Ever
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
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What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.