Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!