Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Pizza Hut.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.