Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I have the best joke:
"You."
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.