Worst Jokes Ever
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Me and the boys are cool.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Big
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why canβt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donβt have a parentβs signature.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: βHE IS THE MESSIAH!β