Worst Jokes Ever
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.