Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
POV: Her name is Alli.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.