Worst Jokes Ever

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?

They only have 4.

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

You look too old to be living with your grandma.

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.