Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.