Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Arik? (Not a joke.)
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.