Worst Jokes Ever
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.