Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."