Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.