Worst Jokes Ever
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)