Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.