Worst Jokes Ever
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."